pickup lines

hello world!!!!

im doing a play charleston, pathetic, but you all totally should come because it will rock the world.
its on june 30 (happy birthday filippo!) at the bartell at 2 and 7... my family could probably give rides, im not sure. we can give you tickets at a discounted rate (like 6 dollars or something) which is actually really good.. you should come, we might go to ice cream after or something, i bet you all would be super accepted by everyone in my play. just let me know if you want to come

here are some lines (im using them as pickup lines) that are fantastic

1) You make my heart beat faster than a cattle stampede
2) you are sweeter than the smell of sage brush at sunrise

here are some pairs

person 1) oh, im so happy, i could kiss you!
person 2) be my guest

its quite amazing (the play)
and my solo is as follows : give me a little bit of zip zap zottom, give me a tuba umpah bottom

not kidding
it is the best play ever. my character has a split personality disorder.

umm did you guys see evans blog? whats the deal with the lack of sleep? i was talking to him and he said he talked on the phone to the hotter noahs ark girl until 2 in the morning! NOT KIDDING!!!!! well i bet he was exagerating. give up already! and then he gave me the talk on how his love life has failed since like, 1st grade. huh???

jonathans leaving, its freaking me out, i will miss him a rather lot.

love nikki