christine and how to be the best at everything

TODAY I GET TO MEET CHRISTINE!!!! in like 3 minutes!!!!!!!! i mean hours.

but im going to madcap in like, 5 minutes

ok so my bro got this book for his bday called, THE BOYS BOOK! how to be the best at everything.. and im reading it... its very funny. so here are some pages:

how to insutl someone and get away w/ it
how to survive in space
how to read tea leaves
how to lose ur head
how to fight off a crocodile
how to be a VIP
how to avoid being eaten by a polar bear
how to play the toilet roll (HUH???)
how to eat in a posh resturant
how to mummify an ancient Egyptian
how to rip a phone directory in half
how to play poohsticks

thats just the first page of contents! i have to go now.. i havent read these yet but ill keep you all posted

(its an australian book)

have fun.. ill be back later

love nikki